...ai meen, ai'm still gonna eat it...
I slavd ovr a hot stoev tu maek yu a nootrishus brekfust and yu want cereul?
Dis is an insult tu mai cookin.
Almost time for second breakfast.
Wut about elevensies?!
You complete me.
It wuz da trooest ob luvs.
The Cat Who Came to Breakfast ~by Lilian Jackson Braun
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It 4 00 am. My bowl empy. You have 5 seconds to fix it or I pull you out of bed.
Up an at um!
You s'pose to go "snap crackle pop" not "MrowrrMrowwwrrrrr"
Big brudders awr da worst.
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