It 4 00 am. My bowl empy. You have 5 seconds to fix it or I pull you out of bed.
Up an at um!
I slavd ovr a hot stoev tu maek yu a nootrishus brekfust and yu want cereul?
Dis is an insult tu mai cookin.
The Cat Who Came to Breakfast ~by Lilian Jackson Braun
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