Foster kitty, Monty.

cannot brain today thinker iz not werking

Ai fink mai brains hab awl been suckered away.

And then came that frightening moment when Gray realized his new owner's IQ was lower than the number of basic cable channels.

Granted ai fall in da same spektrum

I gotta tell my therapist about dis dreem.

Ai remembur da last dream liek dis ai had...

I jus reely don't wanna play wif mousey rite nao. k? I hafta think bout stuff.

If yoo had a brain, yoo shud considdur sum philosophee.

I has wun ob dose "finalz week" hed-aykz *Insert morphine drip here

Pleez, Ceiling Cat, let dis be da lasst wun...