I jus reely don't wanna play wif mousey rite nao. k? I hafta think bout stuff.
If yoo had a brain, yoo shud considdur sum philosophee.
I has wun ob dose "finalz week" hed-aykz
*Insert morphine drip here
Pleez, Ceiling Cat, let dis be da lasst wun...
I can kill you with my brain
Fiyr-fly? River, is dat u?
cannot brain today thinker iz not werking
Ai fink mai brains hab awl been suckered away.
And then came that frightening moment when Gray realized his new owner's IQ was lower than the number of basic cable channels.
Granted ai fall in da same spektrum
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