always wash your paws... clean from your victim's blood.
Yoo shud hab seen da warning signs.
Remember how everyone told you getting a cat would help lower your blood pressure?
aifinkso dey mite hab bin rong.
... or we can just take it. Your choice.
We're gunna get it eiber way. Lets bee honust.
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