No one gets pizza until I here a can opener!
Ai ain't movin till ai smell toona.
Yu puts my baff on LOLcats? Fine. I puts your baff on Failblog.
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I saw what you did. And you'd do best to bring me large quantities of the tuna reserved for the Japanese Imperial family if you don't want me to tell your wife about it.
tuna kan mayk all ur problumz go awayz.