It has to be at least... THREE TIMES... as big as that.
I bought you a bad pun as a present.
My birthday was two months ago
How many candles you got on that cake? You want me to put 911 on hold while you blow them out?
Yoo awr old. In caes yoo didn't get dat.
Rather festive for a ritual offering, but where's the sacrifice?
Doan't yoo want a LIVE present, kitteh?
What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!
Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.
It's a pair of socks, isn't it?
Ai. Haet. Socks.
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