...just pull, okay?
Does it fits? No. Not really.
Does it fits? Doesn't matter, I'll still sits.
Cause Ai sits duzn mean Ai fits
Ai probablee cud have fit yeers ago...
Keep yer friends close
And yer gigantic guard goggies closer.
We liek to keep awl owr frens around.
We're gonna need the cops, EMS, the Fire Department, A large crane and fifty pounds of tuna!
Truss me. Ai'b seen a lawt ob big things in mai lief.
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