Dis bit. Rite heer... nedes a skritch
MAI BODDEH IS REDDEE.
The wild kitteh lays her floofeh belly trap and waits for a hoomin to take the bait
Yoo cannot resist da belleh!
I wealize you just fell and awl, but while you down der, you mind wubbing my belly sum?
Nuffing bad will happen. Ai promiss.
George mentally prepared himself. He was completely helpless. There was nothing he could do to defend himself. Soon the human would be back for another round of tickle torture.
Doan worree. Soon he will assept his faet.
Okay Earth, don't revolve any, I've got the sun positioned perfectly on mah belly.
Juss be sure to go awaey wen ai tell u to.
I am in my scritch position You may proceed
Proseed scritching nao, slaev!
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