Dis bit. Rite heer... nedes a skritch
MAI BODDEH IS REDDEE.
The wild kitteh lays her floofeh belly trap and waits for a hoomin to take the bait
Yoo cannot resist da belleh!
I wealize you just fell and awl, but while you down der, you mind wubbing my belly sum?
Nuffing bad will happen. Ai promiss.