Awww, look! someone tied a little bell on Doofus. Now when he fails to catch anything again, he can blame it on the bell.
He's gawt it where it cownts, tho.
please don't make me wear that collar with the little bell again. i feel much more civilized like this.
Peepol taek me srsly wen I waer dis!
bell tied..too ...tight.. gasp can't.....breath.....