Just leeb me in da backyard to rot, okay.

This is am outrage! I'll call my lawyer! I'll call PETA! I'LL CALL MY MOMMY!

AH'M GONNA CALL DA CYBER POLICE ON YA IF YOO POST DIS.

HALP! Dere's a tiny bit of baff on meh!

GETTITOFFGETTITOFF

You're gonna stand there & get wet? On purpose!? What's wrong with you?

Yoo need seriuss help.

Duz dis meen baff iz ober?

Finally dat torchurr is ober.

BEILING KITTEH! AVENGE ME!

Dis is kind ob da wurst fing ever.

Well, apparently I AM a dirty little girl after all.

Dis is da wurst. DA WURST.