Steer clear of the basement. Last warning!
An open toona cans. An dangle feather toys. An... ya know what? I'm jus gonna getz my own apartment!
No! It is too dangerous for kitties to live alone!
For a tiny minion of darkness he sure does eat a lot.
But wee need wun moar fing...
George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?
Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.