What's in a name?

at furst i lol'd... den i realized u wuz makin fun a' me ...

Oh sweetie! Ai wudn't maek fun ob yoo!

I duzzint alwais lok dis cyoot ... Wel, akshully I duz.

Its a tuff lief, dats for shure.

Yes, I hid teh goggie's fud, shredded every roll of toilet paper, threw up hairbalz in ur slippers, tore down the curtains, peed just owtside teh litter box and slept on ur favorite white sweater.

R u still mad at meh?

Oh wel. Ai'll relax sum udder way.