Court is da wors. Lets get dis ober wib.
I may LOOKS helpless but i habs da MEANEST attorney munnies can buys.
Bettur cawl Sawl.
I'd like you to meet my attorney. Badger. Of Badger, Wolverine, Skunk and Kline.
He is esstremely knowludgabble.
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!