He'll do anything for the noms.
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You're upstaging me, honey.
Ai require awl attenshun... at awl times.
IZ YOO DED? YOO BINS LYIN DER FUR TEN WHOLE MINNITS WIFOWT GIBBIN MEE ATTENSHUNS...
The veyull between dis wurld and da next is a thin wun...
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