I hags a kestion

Iss berry important.

I don't care how old you are in cat years, I still need to see some ID!

License shmicense.

UM I HAZ QUESTCHIN WILL FOOD BE PROVIDED

Dere is no such thing as a bad qwestion.

How can they destroy SO MUCH... ...and still be so ADORABLE?

So much ebil in such a smawll package.

skooz meh... but dey'z no toywet payprs in heerz...

Ai promiss ai will use da paypr foar gud.

Wouldn't it make way-more sense to just get out of the chair when I ask?

Kitteh has minimull moral charaktur.

What do they mean, "Not for sits"?

If it fits, ai will ALWAYS sits.