I hags a kestion
Iss berry important.
I don't care how old you are in cat years, I still need to see some ID!
How can they destroy SO MUCH... ...and still be so ADORABLE?
So much ebil in such a smawll package.
skooz meh... but dey'z no toywet payprs in heerz...
Ai promiss ai will use da paypr foar gud.
Wouldn't it make way-more sense to just get out of the chair when I ask?
Kitteh has minimull moral charaktur.
What do they mean, "Not for sits"?
If it fits, ai will ALWAYS sits.