BASEMENT MINION REALLY DIGS SALVADOR DALI. Look, Dad! Ai's a melted clock!

Is dis surreal enuff foar yoo?

Your artwork is flat and uninspired; executed with poor technique and no respect for the intelligence of the observer.

It needs tu be high kwalitee. Ai'm hyuge in da art wurld.

You may regard this photograph as your last sentient contribution to human art

Leev da arting to da essperts.

Basement Cat haz lub ub 70's album art

Anneewun up foar some CCR?

SALVADOR DALI'S CAT

Deh persissense of nommery.

I call this one.... "Disturbed Feline in a Vase"

itz byootiful, kitteh!