stop talking to me. what part of headphones don't you undersand?
Not lisenning lalalalalalala
Hoomans. Teh guy at teh et stoor sed teh was eezy to take care ob. Dey will cleen ups aftar demselvs, he sez. Yah rite.
Ugh and dere furs awr sew gross.
Oh, there you are.
We're out of toilet paper.
Ai coodn't halp but notise while ai waz on da throne.
Mama needs a cocktail.
TEE GEE AI EFF.
this is why i hate kids
Ai will hab mai revenge.
OHAI! Haqz we mets before? Yoo looks kinda like a hoomin I used to plays wif befor he gawts a computer.
Does this haff sumfing to doo wif 'Teh Insident'?
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