Someone call Dr. Frankenstein and tell him his cat is okay!
HALP------- I is being eated by a cheezburger.
Dis can onlee be karma.
David Bowie's wig from Labyrinth suddenly took on a life of its own.
Maek wae foar da homo superior!!
The expired mayo in the back... IT JUST MOVED!
Ai thawt the fridj was a saef, benebullent beeing!
Stick wif me, kid And maybe we'll make it outta dis place alive...
letz tayk dis big ol' birdee hoam...