Someone call Dr. Frankenstein and tell him his cat is okay!

HALP------- I is being eated by a cheezburger.

Dis can onlee be karma.

David Bowie's wig from Labyrinth suddenly took on a life of its own.

Maek wae foar da homo superior!!

The expired mayo in the back... IT JUST MOVED!

Ai thawt the fridj was a saef, benebullent beeing!

Stick wif me, kid And maybe we'll make it outta dis place alive...

letz tayk dis big ol' birdee hoam...