Okay, who put the couch over my portal to the underworld?
Its hard bein a basement cat sumtymes.
Hunh. This is not Oz, or Narnia, or the Shire, or any of the many mystical kingdoms frequently found at the other end of mysterious portals.
Ai'll maek it dere eventually.
ABORT! ABORT!! Catastroffic Portal Malfunkshun!!!
Now yoar thinking wib portals!
Dis portulz iz borkd.
Dass it. Call Apurrture and tell Cave tu come fix dis.
found new entrance to narnia Aslan says Hi
wai u no tell meh dat we iz relaytid?
Catperture Science Making cat protals since 1851
but wayrd do teh portalz go????
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