'Snorgle' is such a vile term to use on my poor kitten.
I hugged him and squeezed him and George is asleep now
Maybee sumdae he can growed up to hug an squeeze sumwun else.
I will hug you, squeeze you, And shred you to tiny bits and pieces.
Ai'll feed yoo and make shure you has a warm and comfotable an then ai will slaughter yoo.
George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?
Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.
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