My blanket is where I get my grumpy sleep!

And boy, what a smooth ride!

It doesn't matter what kind of fur you have... its the content of your character.

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Juss doan't esspect me to wear da purplol trousers.

OVERCOME BY HIS OWN STUDLINESS, FLUFFMASTER G FAINTED AT THE SIGHT OF HIS GORGEOUS BODY.

Maybee he's born wid it...

Fluffy learned the hard way that winning the jello-shot contest last night was probably not worth the pain she now endured.

Nobuddy lieks barfs. Nobuddy.

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Ebbereebuddy lieks puppets!