Death... Is imminent for you.

My heart is as frozen as da lan'scape behind meh.

OFF WIF HIS TAIL !

No no no! Nawt THAT Qween!

teh last thing a cheezburger evar sees...

Is da ciiiircle ob liiiiief

please be silent.i'm listening for a heartbeat.it's not looking good.i think this couch has just about expired.

Gud riddens to bad couches, ai say.

Car Rides Yay! Yay! We are all going to die.

Is it dun yet?!