Death... Is imminent for you.
My heart is as frozen as da lan'scape behind meh.
OFF WIF HIS TAIL !
No no no! Nawt THAT Qween!
teh last thing a cheezburger evar sees...
Is da ciiiircle ob liiiiief
please be silent.i'm listening for a heartbeat.it's not looking good.i think this couch has just about expired.
Gud riddens to bad couches, ai say.
Yay! Yay! We are all going to die.
Is it dun yet?!
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