In Russia, cats are actually dogs.
At least this little guy certainly seems to think so.
In the video above, Barsik the cat plays fetch with his owner, chasing a tiny ball and quickly bringing it back for more. He even pants afterwards with his tongue hanging out.
Back in January we also saw a Russian cat pull a "Lassie" and rescue an abandoned baby.
"I have a CatDog," the man says.
Yes, you do. Minus the second freakishly conjoined head.