Listen, obbicer. U had 2 b doin 160 to keep up wif us... ...so u can start by writing owt a ticket 4 urself
Meybee we can wurk owt a deel?
Yoo realize whut a serious inbasion ob my personal space dis iz ?
Fine. Yoo taek mine. Ai'll taek yors.
Don't just stand there... Get me another pillow!
Ohhh so cushy.
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