Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE
I'M AN ORANGUTAN
One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
I went tu Hootrz.
It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.