You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE
I'M AN ORANGUTAN
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.