One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom
MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.
Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.