the most interesting man in the world
By Unknown
Stay furry my friends
Via: Epic Ponyz
I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.
By Unknown
I don't always hump strangers. But when I do, I make sure it's your boss' wife.
By Unknown
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER
(Cookie Monster)
I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur. The Least Interesting Man in the World
(Randy Quaid)
