the most interesting man in the world

I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur. The Least Interesting Man in the World

(Randy Quaid)

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER

(Cookie Monster)

Stay furry my friends

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

I don't always hump strangers. But when I do, I make sure it's your boss' wife.