HEY...Mom said settle down
CAR CITY CARPET
If you didn't have one, your parents didn't love you.
We don't talk about him much, after he hate mother.
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His parents named him Sally because he insisted on having hooters.
I told you not to jump from the top bunk without your floaties on!