CAR CITY CARPET
If you didn't have one, your parents didn't love you.
Not while I'm working!!!
His parents named him Sally because he insisted on having hooters.
I told you not to jump from the top bunk without your floaties on!
Well son, your grades have improved. You only got a "C" in chest beating though. You will have to work on bringing that one up.
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