NO MOM! I'm not an actress. That's a Thesbian!
His parents named him Sally because he insisted on having hooters.
We get there when we get there
We don't talk about him much, after he hate mother.
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Not while I'm working!!!
Well son, your grades have improved. You only got a "C" in chest beating though. You will have to work on bringing that one up.
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