Hey eveybody, Look! Somebody set the cast of Jersey Shore on fire!

Yo Ma... what is the number for 911? I locked myself in the car again & I can't find my phone

(Pauly D, Jersey Shore)

HELLO I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money

(The Situation)

What, bro?

BEHIND THE SCENES OF JERSEY SHORE After all, people aren't BORN orange.

(Anderson Cooper)

PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL

(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)

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