Hey eveybody, Look! Somebody set the cast of Jersey Shore on fire!
Yo Ma... what is the number for 911? I locked myself in the car again & I can't find my phone
(Pauly D, Jersey Shore)
BEHIND THE SCENES OF JERSEY SHORE
After all, people aren't BORN orange.
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money
next stop new jersey