Hey eveybody, Look! Somebody set the cast of Jersey Shore on fire!
Yo Ma... what is the number for 911? I locked myself in the car again & I can't find my phone
(Pauly D, Jersey Shore)
I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money
BEHIND THE SCENES OF JERSEY SHORE
After all, people aren't BORN orange.
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
next stop new jersey
And that was the last time Pedro looked through Snooki's window