Mr. Bubbles vision was never the same after seeing Aunt Bertha in in bikini
Some teenagers are retail clerks at the mall, some are goldfishing-boat captains. To each his own.
Can't go to school. Mom sez I got mumps.
Oh dear god.
-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them?
--I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.