Can't go to school. Mom sez I got mumps.
No, sorry. I can't hook you up. Besides, I only use it to treat my glaucoma.
Mr. Bubbles vision was never the same after seeing Aunt Bertha in in bikini
-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them?
--I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.