The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Hey kid, get off your ass
Or take it over to So Much Pun.
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
Sorry I was kind of an ass. Can we talk?
ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED