Do you see the difference now? One is an ass... one is a hole in the ground!

"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!" "Roger that! What's next?"

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?