Rod has to be fitted through them.
Such a sexy sport!
ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Fill it with champagne and fetch me my silk asswhipes
Hey kid, get off your ass
Or take it over to So Much Pun.