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Do you see the difference now?
One is an ass... one is a hole in the ground!
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?