Can't sleep Cage will eat me

(Nicolas Cage)

Your Errol Flynn is too Vincent Pricey.

(Conan O'Brien)

OH GRASS YOU'RE SO FUNNY. STOP IT.

(Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

THERE ARE 6 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ONE OF THEM IS just for you SEAN CONNERY

My movies are just... so... hard... to... watch!

(Nicolas Cage, Monica Bellucci)

Breaking News - Ronald McDonald: Out and Proud

(David Tennant)