Would you let an animal that throws its poop put its hands in YOUR mouth?
-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them?
--I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.
Your opening is fine. It's you endgame strategy that needs work.
Her lair was small... but her plans were big
I'm doing my impression of Colin Mochrie doing his impression of a T-Rex.
parting the douche sea