Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
IZ IN UR BACKYARDZ WATERIN UR GRASS
r shure dis is da rite 1?
It's hard to derp with all this derp in my derp!
Nao wate... So, yu wanna take my toy away an frow it akross teh yard? Wut's wrong wif yu, yu sadistik jurk?
See moar movin' pitchers at Señor Gif!