Okay, cat. This is yer third n last wish. Make it count! An don't just keep sayin "cheezburgerz", cuz I heard dat one twice alreddy!

wow! kan i hab a fairy dog momma 2?

i's iz to make allz yourz wishes comez truez.

allz mai wishez?? havin a fairy goggie mudder is teh best!

I iz all powerful genie I grant you 3 wishez

welp, ai shur noez wut mai furst wish iz gunna b!