May teh sun an wind always be upon mai face an teh cat still be stuck in teh clozet!
hagnin out teh window iz teh mostest fun!
I iz all powerful genie I grant you 3 wishez
welp, ai shur noez wut mai furst wish iz gunna b!
If Ai Close Mai Eyes An Wish Real Hard... Snow Will Become Ice Creamz
u will be sharing dat ice kreem, rite?
Let's pretend that my belly is a magic lantern. Just rub it . . . that's my first wish.
ai am loozing payshents!
I wish I may, I wish I might have the noms I smell tonite
u meen dees noms?
when i openz my eyez it will rain nomz
u shure dis will wurk?
I wish I could see my forehead
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