May teh sun an wind always be upon mai face an teh cat still be stuck in teh clozet!

hagnin out teh window iz teh mostest fun!

I iz all powerful genie I grant you 3 wishez

welp, ai shur noez wut mai furst wish iz gunna b!

If Ai Close Mai Eyes An Wish Real Hard... Snow Will Become Ice Creamz

u will be sharing dat ice kreem, rite?

Let's pretend that my belly is a magic lantern. Just rub it . . . that's my first wish.

ai am loozing payshents!

I wish I may, I wish I might have the noms I smell tonite

u meen dees noms?

when i openz my eyez it will rain nomz

u shure dis will wurk?

I wish I could see my forehead