May teh sun an wind always be upon mai face an teh cat still be stuck in teh clozet!

hagnin out teh window iz teh mostest fun!

ELEPHANT FARTS: Never stand downwind of one.

must exkape frum teh farts!

This is better than a car!

u habs no idea!!!

South to southwest at approximately 5 knots per hour Yeah, dat's it.

wat a nice breez dats goin' bai!

Next time cover your face when you sneeze!

ai feelz anudder big wun comin' on!