Why you say aww? iz der somthin wrong wif me?

no nutin wrong, ur just 2 cyoot 2 handle!

Y IZ WORLD SPINING?

we al kno dat feel...

If you wanted the stick.... WHY did you throw it?

stiks r preshus tings.

Why you make goggie cry?

he made goggie cry becuz he not know modus pwnens!

Why ai always gets picked last?

This is why I don't care for the little hoominz.

Why do dogs always assume thats the door is for them?