best ide or bestest ideea?

sry but ur kinduva knit wit.

bekumin a zebra iz rly eeezy!

I saw that cookie first. Now give it back!

goggiez kan b super agresive wen it kums 2 kookiez.

Nope nuthin in dere R u sur? I herd sqeaking.

perhepz u shud go see teh vet?

Okay, cat. This is yer third n last wish. Make it count! An don't just keep sayin "cheezburgerz", cuz I heard dat one twice alreddy!

wow! kan i hab a fairy dog momma 2?

Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.

um but u dunt luk liek teh toof fairy...