but i dunno what happnd! suddenly der wus watur ebryware an den teh kitteh sed hold dis an den u was awl yelling an angreez at me...

u shure u didn't hab udder motives?

We found your browniez... they were tasty!

oh man, we r outta kontrol!

Why don't you tell us who YOU think did it? We'll tell you if your right.

yeah, we will tells u whut happend!

GUUURRRL SHE SAID WHAAAAT???

she is going off da handle!

I don't think insurance covers "I was strolling into Mordor, when I tripped & fell"

ai fink u knoes whut da problem is, don't u?