Get off of me, you big galoot!!

Mai strength is in mai intellekt, if yoo kno wut ai meen.

Ounce for ounce, pound for pound, nothin' as valuable as my precious hound!

goggies rilly do show ebbryone lub!

Happy German Shepherd week eberybuddeh! We hoap u r enjoyin dese lubbly goggiez!

lord have mercy plz don let dis fall

what you mean by "weight limit"?