I'll trade yu dis hole bowl ov green stuffz for a bacun.

how am ai spose 2 nom on dis?

wanna tradz? yu gibs me bacunz and ill gibs yu kisses!!

id laik 2 trade in 4 btr 1 plz!

Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?

wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!

I want a new one... She's got cooties.

u can has da pick ob teh littur!

i'll give you my batterang for that steak

I had 2 watch royal wedding crap Ur turn 2 clean up royal messes