If you wanted the stick.... WHY did you throw it?

stiks r preshus tings.

Go on, throw it! You know you want to...

srsly hoomin, get on dis!

Nao wate... So, yu wanna take my toy away an frow it akross teh yard? Wut's wrong wif yu, yu sadistik jurk?

U shud nawt be laffin... Ai fetches it bedder den u frows it.