Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?
u r such a nawty kitteh!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING HOME EVER SO I PANICKED
Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.
doez u need sum assistance??
You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?
yep, ai fink dat will doo da twick!
Shood... Shood I get sumone?
ouch, ouch and more ouch!
Cant fink uv gud capshunz. Guess Ai iz in a LUL.
yah, dat iz nawt funneh.