Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?
u r such a nawty kitteh!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING HOME EVER SO I PANICKED
Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.
doez u need sum assistance??
Did ai do bad? Wuz ai nawt sposed ta hump ur muvver in lawz leg?
mebbe u shod taek it slowur nekst tiem?
You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?
yep, ai fink dat will doo da twick!
Shood... Shood I get sumone?
ouch, ouch and more ouch!
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