im iz sry... for peeing on dah carpet. i got u teh forgiviness teddy bear...

gibing apology giftz iz alwys a gud idea.

Iz not woreed bout grizzlies. Mr. Teddy speaks da langwag.

sumfing gawt lost in translayshun...

Teddy has bacon deficiency. You make bacon, I give to teddy.

trust me, ai am a doktur!

Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree Killed him a bear when he was only three.

You like my new squeaky toy? I stole it off the cat

hmm, ai still dun see nuffin zzzz ...